Barney: And stop shouting! You’re scaring Cottontail.
Ted: You… named the rabbit?
Barney: You took longer to get here than I thought, we bonded, I’m keeping her.
Barney: And now the gentlemen! ……….(Marshall and Ted kiss)………… I was going to say “And now the gentlemen bump fists.” How long you been holding back that one?
Cher does put on a hell of a show, but I’m not gay.